Derek’s other son

Here’s dodgy Derek’s other son, Henry, the one that may get his father into even more trouble.

If you can get into more trouble, that is, than having to repay The House of Commons money, publicly apologising for forgetting to mention number one son’s job but not mentioning son number two, then being found out about son number two, then being reported to the police, then being suspended from the House of Commons, then having the whip withdrawn, then being compelled to acknowledge you will not contest your seat at the next election.

Hmmmm.

And then to top it all, the ultimate shame, the public sees son number two and realise he looks like some sort of failed drag act throwback from the Seventies. He has his father’s chins. Lovely hair though.