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WatchesFollowing a bit of research, I have amended my about page to include the following disclaimer. We don’t want the lawyers, or anyone else, taking issue.
A disclaimer:
Please note that this is my personal blog and that the views expressed within are mine alone and do not represent the views of anyone else. Please also note that sometimes they do not even represent my views, which have been known to change from moment to moment and depend upon the amount of wine I have drunk.
Similarly, while I welcome comments from contributors, please note that these are the views of the contributor who is solely responsible for them. If you do not accept this condition, do not post.
The fact that a contributor’s comment appears on this site does not necessarily indicate that the comment reflects my views or that I agree with or endorse them. I reserve the right to amend, edit or delete any comment posted on this blog, as I see fit, without notice.
Lily-livered,lawyer-loving, sell-out, chicken-shit! Edit that baby.
(the views expressed in this comment are intended to inflame and offend and form the basis for extended litigation in the European court of human rights).
By the way – I never had sex with that woman and there ARE weapons of mass destruction in the hands of the reds under the bed.
I regret to inform you, that you shall shortly be hearing from my lawyer, your brother. Defamation and accusations of cowardice are treated extremely seriously on this blog.
If you think fraternal loyalty will prevent m’learned friend from suing your arse, please remember that he sold his soul many years ago. His only regret is that, uncharacteristically, he under-valued the sale. Not even his newly qualified self confidence could have estimated the dizzying heights to which he has acclimatised. That is his loss, as there is no appellate division in hell, as far as I can tell.
There is of course a very good reason why I have wisely and judiciously included this amendment. Unfortunately I am not at liberty to divulge this reason, following the exorbitant but highly acute advice of counsel.
I reserve the right to abuse you loudly and in public at any future point in time. Ready for the Loon Fung?
I am having impure thoughts about Neville. Is that bad? (he is very cute)
May I quote our Lord JC!
“…cuddle that and you’ll never play the guitar again!”
You would be advised not even to look at Neville directly. He may take it as a threat.