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Jewish humour #1

A man goes into a Jewish greengrocers. He asks the greengrocer, “Hey mister, do you have dates?” He replies, “Dates? I don’t have dates.” “Okay, do you have nuts?” “If I had nuts, I would have dates.”

 

New is not always best

It’s over a year since I bought my iPhone 4.

I cannot fault it for neither its excellent tech ability nor its data or entertainment value but as a phone, it is utterly useless. That may be being harsh, given that it works okay at work and in most of the places I’ve travelled with [...]

London Olympics 2012

This adequately conveys, my levels of anticipation, interest and excitement concerning next year’s London Olympics.

Suffusion

I’ve just completed tweaking my blog with it’s new theme, Suffusion by Sayontan Sinha.

Thanks are due to Mr. Hamilton for some guidance on the styles.css to ensure that the side panel fitted as I liked. Apart from a couple of tricky moments when I had double vision on my navigation menu (all my tabs [...]

Death List – Basil D’Oliveira

Somewhat fittingly, Basil D’Oliveira is in one sense, the last man out – as he’s my 10th member of my death list to succumb to the tender ministrations of the grim reaper. Stumps have been pulled for the last time.

Kiki 1974

Ginger, 1970s and Yorkshire not normally a good mix – but talent will out….

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Tatty

They turned this $25,000 Presidential Rolex…

to this monstrosity…

Yours on eBay for a very modest $99,999.99!

Tory values…

The death list at the interface of the political nexus….