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The lovely Precista PRS-14 on a lovely summer’s evening.

Three things that made me laugh today

1. Hearing that Ed Millieband’s adenoidal and nasal operations have been dubbed “Ed Nose Day” by the Tories. Cruel but funny. Even funnier was the news that after two ops, he sounded the same!

2. Seeing a woman get on the bus whose hair was an exact colour match with her coat. Purple. I like [...]

Watch geekery

Watch collections evolve, mutate and metamorphose. Mine has undergone a definite shift away from G-Shocks and LCDs to analogues, with an emphasis on divers and military watches, to emphasise the point here are a couple of quick pics of the current crop.

First the analogues.

Back row: Seiko SBCM023, Rolex 16610, Precista PRS-14. Front [...]

π

Today is the 22nd July.

Or another way 22/7.

Or 22÷7 = 3.142857143

Or π – nearly.

Jesus is watching you…

Here’s an animated gif which references a number of basic human activities, which a fundamentalist (with the emphasis on the syllable mental) Amercian church consider such heinous sins that jesus, and presumably god will take time off from running the universe, to make sure you don’t perform any of them.

I had to look [...]

Mr. Barry Cryer

Excellent news, myself and DarkStar are going to attend Mr. Barry Cryer’s show “Innit” at the Gilded Balloon on the fringe.

Baz looks back on the first 50 years of his life, realises a third of it has already gone. Join him for a reminiscent ramble, a reflective reportage or have a snooze, he’ll [...]

HSBC codes

A long dreaded day has arrived, along with this innocuous card.

 

HSBC in an attempt to improve their security have issued this security code generating card to all their current account customers. So instead of typing in a 15 digit unique identifier, then your birthday, then three random digits from a PIN, you [...]

Lottery winners from Ayrshire

 

 

You can buy a fuck of a lot of pies for £161 Million!

I predict – dead within the year.