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Tron OS

Not being one ever to resort to stereotyping, I must say I found this image rather bemusing.

Which Linux user spilled the beans about the compulsorary wearing of the Tron lycra body stocking when on the command line? He should be expelled from the Linux users club.

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Revenge

For many years now, I have been referring to the redoubtable Mr.Whalearse in public as “Gimp Lord.” He has borne this unfounded opprobrium and heinous calumny with good grace, carefully concealing his irritation and frustration.

Until now.

As an act of revenge, possibly for recently referring to him as “Gimp Lord” in front of some [...]

Bananas

You would have to be bananas to eat this banana.

It didn’t trouble the mighty stomached Les.

Not addicted

While doing some work in London and looking up the website of Computer Associates for some pointers on a back up problem, I was briefly distracted by a similarly addressed website.

Computer Associates address is http://www.ca.com.

Cocaine Anonymous is http://www.ca.org.

I felt the need to check out their self-test for cocaine addiction. I was pleased [...]

Freedom of speech

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Walk on by

Since starting the power walk campaign to a leaner, fitter me, I have been keeping track of my progess using my pedometer.

Naturally I have collated and analysed the results in a spreadsheet.

I could go into great detail and include charts, averages, the percentage of steps which are aerobic etc. but to preserve everyone’s’ [...]

Street Magic

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Nerd

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