While idling in bed between buttock-clenched penguinesque walks to the toilet, I have been perusing the Linux offerings on You-Tube. There is a fair few and not all of them are as geeky as you may think.
One which had me tightening the sphincter was this:
“Very interesting!” I hear you cry. A computer booting [...]
It’s not clever. It’s not polite. BUT KEITH ALLEN IS A CUNT!
So is his daughter.
He’s not funny and she can’t sing.
Life is like a ball game. You can never be sure when the ball will win.
I had a moment of happiness yesterday. As these are few and far between, I thought I would share it with you.
I was walking around Inverleith Park, with a week’s worth of shopping in the rucksack on my back and it was hurting – but in a good way.
The iPod shuffle was [...]
1. When you call us to have your computer either moved or serviced, please be sure to leave it buried under half-a-ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, boxes, smelly shoes and childrens’ art. We don’t have a life, and therefore find it deeply moving to live vicariously by being privileged to catch a [...]
Excellent news from DistroWatch – there is a new release of Slackware on it’s way. The first to feature a 2.6 kernel by default. At last!
Patrick Volkerding has announced the first release candidate of Slackware Linux 12.0: “It’s that time again, and here we have Slackware 12.0 release candidate 1! If we’re lucky, [...]
“My neck’s not the only thing this long…”
Here is my crumpler, having a seat and impersonating a proboscis monkey.