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Purple sheepskin

Errol: Why don’t you dye the coat the same colour as the stain, then you wont notice it?

Vince: Oh that’s going to look great init? Purple sheepskin. Yeah – I can hang out with all the other gay gypsies. Listen to Bronski Beat round an open fire.

Pussy

In this fight, I’d have to be quick. I’d need a knock-out before I started sneezing.

This week

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Instructions

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Douglas Adams

“Tollef Fog Heen has announced the availability of the fourth alpha release of Ubuntu 7.04, code name ‘Feisty Fawn’.”

So proclaims DistroWatch, one of my favourite Linux websites. If only Douglas Adams were still alive, he would surely have found a place in one of his books, for a character called Tollef Fog Heen!

Catullus XI

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I like Tits

At work, the Studio, that power-house of the Agency, have two and a half calendars on their walls.

The first, is a traditional girlie type, showing buxom maidens (!?) in skimpy swim suits or posing next to an Aston Martin and is clearly for the delectation of the male members (of staff.)

The half, is [...]

Mr. Floppy

Apologies to non-Poker players, but the full record of this hands shows perfectly how a hand can die as the community cards come out.

Turn away now if you cannot be arsed – continue if you can.

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