dkpw – Wicked Fire

The liberal democrats are for the most part political pygmies. Slimy mother fuckers, who would sell their own arseholes for the merest sniff of power, without any compunction. Weasely slime merchants, sybaritic syphilitic postulants spreading a diseased ideology based on….. nothing.

Excepting Cyril Smith. He was a human being. His own man.

Here he is, on his right Alan Beith, the most boring man of the 20th century. On his left, Paddy Ashdown, the arch fucker of the lib-dems, who through decades of espousing bullshit, translated his experience as a junior army officer, into  credentials for being able to solve the diplomatic and military problems of the former Yugoslavian states!! His cock is like his ego – it needs constant stroking, otherwise it shrivels and dies.

Sadly big Cyril has died.

Ashdown’s next… hopefully.

What is it with the Tories and stealing children’s milk? First that mad bitch Thatcher and now Anne Milton, or “The Bride of Frankenstein” as she’s also known

Tory boy Dave was none too impressed with the milk snatching scam and gave Anne the shake down, “Hard cheese” he told her, “You going to hurt our reputation.” Anne’s milk free paradise is well and truly lost.

So now we are in a humiliating situation. We have a goddamn Eton educated Tory wanker of a Prime Minister and the holier than thou President of America, agreeing and telling the whole of America that despite what you feel about the oil slick covering your gulf, it’s really a bad decision by that there nothing to do with me Scottish Executive, so need to be anti-British honest. We think they are dick-heads as much as you do.

Brilliant. They all think we’re arseholes because we stupidly voted in a hung parliament, leading to an SNP minority government, thereby allowing morons like Kenny MacAskil to become someone as important as a Justice Minister. The very first incident with most of the world looking on, since devolution, and “Scotland” drops a fucking bollock. Al-Megrahi was supposed to have died months ago – the convicted mass-murderer of 259 mostly Americans.

It just looks shabby. It also looks incompetent and amateur and weak. It’s embarrassing, Why? Because I am forced to agree with a goddamn Eton educated Tory wanker of a Prime Minister and a holier than thou President of America.

David Cameron: “We need to turn government completely on its head.”

It already is. It has an arse at the top.

Which is worse?

Being outed as a homosexual?

Or being outed as a corrupt homosexual?

So much for the “new” politics. Pah!

As a committed republican, I’m enjoying Fergie’s latest fuck up, given the huge embarrassment she’s caused herself and her parasitical ex-in-laws. The trouble is that if a politician, public official or businessman is caught indulging in a similar form of corruption, we – the voters, the public or share holders can kick up a stink and deselect, vote out of office or sack the worthless, money-grabbing sleaze-monger. We can’t do that with the bloody royals because, like syphilis, they’re always fucking here – and nobody voted for them.

In reality, Fergie probably has about as much influence as I do but I become concerned when I hear phrases such as, “£500,000 when you can, to me… open doors….open up all the channels whatever you need, whatever you want, and then that’s what and then you meet Andrew and that’s fine. And that’s, that’s when you really open up whatever you want.”

It’s a shame Diana died so young. Just think how much embarrassment she would be causing them….

Anyway as a reminder, here’s Fergie’s finest hour. Topless. Bloated. Bright Ginger. Sun-burnt. Next to an inflatable chicken. Having her toes sucked by the very rich John Bryan. You REALLY have to question his judgement. On second thoughts possibly not – he didn’t hang around to fund her extravagant lifestyle.

So Diane Abbott has announced that she will be running for the Labour leadership on Radio 4′s Today programme. The very next question was in effect “Are you serious?”

Her response was that the campaign and debate needs to be extended to include discussions on immigration and the rights of trade union members, most of whom are now women. Surprise, that she as the daughter of immigrants and a woman, is clearly the best person for the job.

It’s that sort of politically correct, sectionalist, sophistic, woolly thinking which pisses off all those of us who do not live in Lambeth or Hackney.

No, you’re a joke candidate, a media whore, lacking in judgement but not ego.