After two full months, not a single person on my death list has snuffed it. I mean what the fuck are they waiting for?
Basically there’s two categories for membership, age or illness, with the ideal candidate being a sick oldie. One of those categories will get you 100% of the time.
Consider these oldies:
Olivia De Havilland born in 1916!
Norman Wisdon born in 1915!
Nelson Mandela born in 1918!
Michael Foot born in 1913!
Vo Nguyen Giap, born in 1911!
Then there’s those who are unwell.
Phyllis Diller – 92 – heart attacks, falls, broken back!
That Bitch Thatcher – strokes, low blood-pressure and dementia.
Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi – terminal cancer.
Ariel Sharon – 82 – 82 stone, stroke, persistent vegetative state.
Eli Wallach – 94 – stroke induced blindness.
Nothing!
I suppose I should say nothing yet…